This is the way the Disqus ends…
This is the way the Disqus ends…
Not with a bang, but with a whimper.

I feel like Jinn Erso and Diego Luna's character at the end of Rogue One, just waiting for that blast to hit.

I can't remember what initially brought me here, but it was around ten years ago. After lurking for a few years I worked up the nerve to start commenting. As others have said, this has been one of the smartest, funniest communities on the web. I don't think I've fully realized how fucked my pop-culture enjoyment is…

Better yet, give the money to Diamond Pussy Natty Leggs. Now that's a special that would actually be funny.

I hope The Deuce is good. Mostly because I enjoy a quality HBO show, but if it isn't, with that title, the headlines are going to write themselves.

Looks like you'll have plenty of movies to watch while fighting off CancerAIDS.

How high? So high that I could kiss the sky. How sick? So sick that you can suck my…

To paraphrase Clickhole: "Trump proves dominion over celestial universe by staring into sun."

What's your favorite planet? Mine's the Sun.

Alice in Chains. You're welcome.

Can't wait for The Chainsmokers: Unfiltered acoustic session!

18 months from now: "Disney replaces Stephen Daldry with Rob Reiner on 'definitely not troubled' Obi-Wan spinoff movie."

AMC's clumsy, extra thirsty marketing of this show as a sort of Mad Men in the 80s with computers really turned me off initially. Removed from that typically lousy AMC marketing effort, Halt became one of my favorite post-"Golden Age" shows.

Hackers leak outlines and first-draft scripts for seasons two of Vinyl, and John from Cincinnati. No one cares.

And business acumen.

Ape shall not understand ape.

All of them.

The hypocrisy, self-pity, and fear of these spoiled cry-babies is nauseating. For people who bang the drum of self-reliance, up-by-your-bootstraps free market nonsense, they sure do freak the fuck out at any whiff of challenge or competition. They're not getting left behind because they're white, they're getting left…

Can we launch an investigation into how many Muppets had to die to make that coat up there?

"I paid them more to make it stop!"