Why would a hedgehog die in the dark? They're nocturnal, sleep through most of the winter and have all those quills to dissipate heat. If any animal can live without the modern convenience of electricity, it's a hedgehog.

Kids don't view their folks as prey. I mean, if nothing else, my parents ate too poorly to tempt me as an appetizing meal.

All I know is that with proper care and feeding, dust bunnies can become tumbleweeds.

Listen to your buddy, @oddfuturewolfgangpauli:disqus, @ethanjh:disqus. He's pretty smart.

I'm sure there's more to movies than being really, really, ridiculously good looking forgettable. And Zoolander 2 plans on finding out what that is.

It's too early write the ugoogley on the Zoolanderr series.

Oooooh! The trailers are inside the computer.

"Montage" is a French word meaning, literally, "set to the tune of 'Walking on Sunshine' or 'Bad to the Bone.'"

FLAGGED!

Starring Tupac as Cobain. Narrated by Elvis.

What! A burger?

Drake should know that cheeseburgers are not kosher.

*steals, abuses @avclub-64f027640f63616a277e92096313264f:disqus's allergy meds*

Won't say, but I am pleased to have made Utah break gimmick.

Fill 'em with Trons, of course.

I learned it from watching you, Dad @Dikachu:disqus. *sobs* I learned it from watching you.

One of my old girlfriends used Boxleitner on her pubic hair.

Having attended the very first Lollapalooza when it passed through Raleigh, I'm officially too old for this shit.

Also on the paint, it cannot be accidental that the spread resembled a semen splatter in color and pattern. Perfection ruined by a milky viscous fluid.

This show knows and respects all its character better than any I've ever seen. From Daniel all the way through Melvin and the diner waitress (whose name I can't recall), each acts and speaks in complete congruence with their established personalities and motivations. Never an out-of-character moment, but still often…