An all-powerful, superintelligent radio producer like Ira Glass would fire Ira Glass for having a terrible radio voice.

What's killing me about Teddy is how he is losing his identity in direct proportion to the degree Tawny's is building her own. He shrinks while Tawny grows, and that role reversal/relationship power shift is heartbreaking to watch even as it's uplifting.

There's mattress slowing down traffic on the interstate?

The Bush family already failed multiple times to build empires — Prescott with his open and clandestine support of right-wing regimes around the world, George Senior as head of the CIA and facilitator of the Reagan foreign policy fiascoes, and George Junior with the pick 'em unnecessary Middle East wars. One shudders…

The commentariat should form a group called A. Veecee and audition with a medley of pun-based parody raps.

We're sick of hearing about your mother.

Dolce la Vita, Bebe

This time, the fountain is a space robot that transforms into a mobile pool truck.

Sapphire would really rub Steel the wrong way.

"Ginger forest?" — Unkempt Jessica Chastain

Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's?

Canadian actors enjoy the distinct advantage of working cheap.

True, no one kills Americans better than Americans.

Ergo, all Brits are …

“It’s a phenomena…"

Up our own asses?

"I'll be Holmes for Christmas …"
— Cumberbatch humming to self

Not even an attempt. Rudd more kinda intimated murder. The judge could have done as well to convict the man of sloth.

Can I instead just do some dirty deeds for dirt cheap?

I like this a lot. Like, A LOT a lot. Certainly far too much to snark or pun. Good work, guy I never would have heard of without this site's boostering.