Sarandon hope, all ye who Epix watch.

I'm glad the network and the produces of Rectify …

I appreciate legal perspective, and I was not intending to imply you opposed multiple marriage. I just do not understand why people consider consensual and contractually protected polyamory immoral.

Then write the necessary laws. I don't even want to marry a single person, but saying the contract would be messy in no ways makes polygamy immoral in the same way that opponents perceive same-sex marriage to be.

"Same-sex marriage is sooooo gay."
— Fox News

Someone explain to me why the possibility of legalizing polygamy stood as a reason to oppose same-sex marriage. With the whole thing coming down to contract law, what could be wrong with three or more willing adults signing on? Sure, it'll message up the kids, but everyt damn thing messes up the kids.

You're thinking of the Ron Swanson home game.

*flips website, stomps off muttering obscenities*

[reveals identity as @avclub-e5e75678d9346d88878b7c95b97eac68:disqus's father]

Should've launched iPod Racers.

Meh. The Germans just piss directly into each others' mouths during Oktoberfest.

Sorry. No neck, no beard.

He's in the Troma tribute Malignant Seven.

I'd die in a Denzel movie for cheap. Call me, Antoine Fuqua!

Just wait until Hulu outbids Netflix for Pewdeepie uploads.

Kickbacks and pay-to-play,

Doesn't Hulu make money on both ends and the middle, getting fees from production houses for carrying content and revenues from subscribers and advertisers?

Well, this is a fine Hulubaloo!

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As a dedicated A.V. Club commenter, I find that the possibility of making physical contact with another human being leaves Tinder too disgusting to contemplate.