Plus, I thought ISIS and their ilk smoked opium and hashish, both of which are stronger than marijuana.

FACT: ISIS terrorists' favorite Shaggy song is "It Wasn't Me."

The dog plays bones.

Even snark counts as validation.

Jeff Dunham sucks, right? And he offends both intellectually and ethically? I'm not the only one who see this?

Raising the moral dilemma: If you steal a turd, must you also polish it?

You asking that makes me suspect you're still high from Saturday's concert.

I, for one, am grateful …

So …

Make sure to post your suicide to Youtube so your loved ones can monetize the footage with ads and licensing.

More like Millennium FAILcon.

90 minutes? Don't be naive.

What happened to you, Catholics? You used to be cool.

Sheesh, skip the gym for a week, and all of a sudden you're "Balloon Boy."

*prepares Celebration Ham*

Look, if insulting New Zealanders' mothers is a crime, just call me Kohn John Dillinger.

Kiwis can still post libel about filthy, ignorant and sexually depraved Ausies, though, right?

The Huckster's not too bad looking in the face, but his ideas are ugly enough to make de Sade blush. Plus, he got way fat again.

Never, and I mean never, let Jared treat you to a "five-dollar footlong."

If I could read, do you think I'd be commenting here?