You know, that guy who used to be fat but now is just ugly?

*focuses intently on pizza*

I'll be in my bunk.

Hell, show me a picture of a pizza I won't want to fuck.

80-85 percent of all movies made in any year run the gamut from fair to terrible. Spend a full daytime watching TCM or Syfy.

Oooo. Lookit Hoffman. Such a Little Big Man …

Never speculate. You just end up making a spec of you and late.

Terminator Genisys: Sometimes Why?

Spielbergo is too ethnic for this ethnically targeted project.
— Hollywood execs

The guy who made Black Dynamite. Not Michael Jai White. The other guy.

"Sore-y I got in your photo, eh?"

Parents didn't want to repeat their mistake, huh?

He ain't heavy
He's an internet commenter

Can we develop a vaccination against ridiculous haberdashery?

Yo can't mock me by stating my thesis exactly: Many people who eat pizza are racist. It's a truth so obvious that arguments like Schneider's fail before being stated.

Great. You just had to type that out loud. Now you've jinxed us.

In the true spirit of Independence Day:

Since many people are overt racist ("any" being irrefutably "too many"), then many >i>Dukes viewers are racist. That's how logic works. And also how, yes, a lot of M.A.S.H. watchers are racist. Schneider's question is risible on its face for not acknowledging reality.

Dudes! I think Gal Gadot is coming on to me.

If you doubt Gold's Gym practices slavery, you obviously never signed a Gold's Gym membership contract.