Are people who grew up watching the show now suddenly racists?

But Chris Pratt did end up being wrong about starring in Billy and the Cloneasaurus.

One All of the frats at my university used the motto "Somebody’s doing the raping."

"Reelz" is an awfully ironic broadcast partner for comically toupeed Trump and surgically enhanced pageant contestants.

Lifetime EVP of Original Programming Homer Simpson: "Women will like what I tell them to like."

Counterpoint: People are idiots.

It's still all-you-can-eat Styrofoam peanuts, though, right?

"Sealed Air" sounds the Big Bad from a dystopian sci fi show.

Seems pretty harebrained.

Hasenpfeffer?

*Homeland Security raises threat level to Red*

FACT: Until you starve to death, you are a food addict.

Gun play. Specifically, the threat that Stephen Baldwin would shoot reviewer Vadim Rizov.

Wrong. The Viet Cong fought in the name of Buddha and won. Obviously Jesus is the lesser god.

Poon prepares food to deliver a special tang.

In other words, fill your entire listening hour with the radio edit of the intro to "Powderfinger" and half of "Cortez the Killer."

♫ Gonna be your man in motion, all I need is a pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's Fire ♫

It's 92F (33C) outside! Who the hell would wear a suit?

Connect Four could make an interesting porno.

More like BOREDwalk, amirite?.