Nothing A Class 4 biohazard suit comes between me and my Clavin Johnsons.

… in a literal battle of dinosaurs versus cars

I can't be racist. I'm white and from Virginia.

Wang. Definitely a Wang.

Only two. Read the commas around "preventing exit" as parentheses.

Spacey as Richard Nixon probably would support flying the Confederate Battle Flag.
Spacey as Frank Underwood probably would not.
Lot of cognitive dissonance.

Also, kidnapping factors into the allegations because all that charge means from a legal standpoint is "making it difficult for a person to leave." Both locking the gate, preventing exit, and holding the contractor at gunpoint count as kidnapping.

Serious reply to unserious post: Gay for pay represented the primary source of income for bodybuilders until well into the 1990s. Schwarzenegger has never definitely confirmed nor denied how he paid his bills before his movie career took off.

Has Schwarzenegger ever given a Commando performance?

Arnold did play a pretty serious villain in Pumping Iron …

*sends Pugs to gulag*

The Mao memorial chopsticks and Stalin salt cellar can stay, but the Pol Mustard Pot is in really poor taste..

Can I keep the Rising Sun flag of Imperial Japan on the roof of the modified Honda I use for drifting?

The A.V. Club tried Pizza Hut’s newest abomination

The Rhonda Shear-Gilbert Gottfried Up All Night dream team would like to have words with @avclub-f4d5efd6c5fedddbc26ae4517d610428:disqus , as well.

Just to prove you're not so smart, here's a picture of Herschel Walker performing ballet: http://sussle.org/imager/Ba…

But she kicked ass on Celebrity Jeopardy.[Jinks. Buy me a Coke.]

Billy Elliot: The College Years

*White House Press Office books Obama for an episode of Drunk History*

The lesson, as always, is that people love hearing a president say the N-word.