You are a cowboy, yes, Mr. Jeb Bush?

And before that, Australia was the dark reimagining of Oz.

Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback is worse than Maleficent. That's for damn sure.

"Dark reimagining" is what Rachel Dolezal did with her identity.

Watch for the Trump presidential candidacy item later. That should be a hoot.

NO FAT [choose your own adventure]

Thing is, racial identity is only about 0.05 percent performative and 99.95 percent ascriptional. No matter how [fill in stereotype] someone acts, it only matters what others choose to see.

Ever notice how you can't spell "Elvis" without E-V-I-L?

THANKS, DON KIRSHNER'S ROCK CONCERT!








Would you believe Soul Train?

Somehow, I doubt Justin Bieber has a Mertonesque Seven-Storey Mountain waiting to burst forth.

FACT: Canadians do not smile. They bare their fangs.

Where'd you ear that?

Being a coprophile would explain The Bieb's shit-eating smile.

*kept fingers crossed while typing comment*

"Finding love in a post-apocolyptic place" = having sex with @Velocirapstar:disqus's mom

Butchering. Doctors on desert islands must eat what they kill.

Dr. McDreamy, unkill thyself!

Also a damn fine job of acting to mixed results.

Last King of Scotland, which is not good in general but features Whitaker's finest film performance.

As the Death Star?