*reboots The Returned succumbs to fatal recursiveness*

I'll tell her you said "Hi."

And still no Heaven 17 or Human League reunion.

All my letters to Jennifer Love Hewitt get returned by lawyers and hired goons.

Beetlejuice was dead the whole time.

*files harassment complaint with AVC commentariat HR*

Silly horse. Every Hollywood exec knows that female dinosaurs like the clones in Jurassic Park can't carry a movie.

[Vishnu reference]

Especially since Westerners tend to be the biggest dicks when it comes to cultural imposition (with dishonorable mention going to the Japanese).

Because it's rabbit season.

Vago will not phallus.

Would extremely panicked and irrational behavoir be "twomuk"?

The Cash and the Smurfious

Nope. Paragraph 86, Clause .45, sub. aa of the referent document clearly specifies that B.I.G. get gunned down by a posse greater or equal in stature to Tupac's West Coast crew.

Had he lived, B.I.G. would have needed to get ready to diet.

Let it go, bra.

Of course the head matters for targeting a deathblow. Why else was the era of medieval warfare known as the Cleave Age?

I was expecting small waterfowl and songbirds—boobies and titmice.

How soon until Fox News latches onto this quasi law enforcement shooting of a white suspect as proof that cops can never, ever be racially biased?

Fourth offense DUI?