My mom does think I'm amazing.

Easy: Be amazing by commenting on AVC.

^^^ copied from NAMBLA travel guide

Not if the writers go for the jugular.

The jokes in this euthanasia movie will really knock 'em dead.

*puts out APB on The Iron Shiek, Nikolai Volkoff and Baron von Raschke*

Truly, The American Dream is dead.

I bet watching her mom's performance in The Brown Bunny is what made Chloë Sevigny's daughter blind.

Ornette's only regret?

Really enjoyed seeing LDP play himself as an untalented turquoise jewelry maker in Cougar Town.

True. Jessica has sworn her heart to Clint Howard.

PROTIP: Ron Howard can legally have sex with Jessica Chastain.

I guess you could say …

Death stopped very few of the characters Christopher Lee played.

Had one busy morning of murdering, did you?

I love the yellow-gray lighting in Heat. In a great way, every scene looks like it was shot through a nicotine-stained fingernail.

20/20 is old enough to need bifocals.

It's all in the delivery.

Irony makes no sense to a post-Alanis Morisette generation.

Learn and practice the difference between being clever and cruel, then you never have to sweat political correctness. For instance, "Mexicans eat lots of beans" is fine, while "Wetbacks stink" is not.