Right now, I'd DJ* for 18 bucks.

Canadian biracial Jews may be a small target demo, but they're intensely brand-loyal.

Oyelowo is holding out for the co-lead as Coretta Scott.

Better than getting typecast as the guy from Nightingale.

Caitlyn nee Bruce would still fail the Olympic gender test.

For those wondering why Caitlyn didn’t choose a name that started with “K,” a la her daughters Kylie …

I heard the flooding in Texas and Oklahoma happened because The Rock punched a rain cloud.

In Enrique's defense, he never finished high school.

Pete Townsend did it first. And better.

Silly @Dikachu:disqus. Walmart transportation contractors aren't people like you and me. And certainly in no way deserving of the same respect and consideration as chain store executives.

Tracy Morgan finally got to make his real-life Hard to Watch.

Is that really a THING people say?

*starts calculating how much stick-thin Rapace would have to eat in order to suffer a rupture*

Replace Matt Lauer.

Next you'll try to convince us that Kafka's Metamorphosis is a sequel to The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

Real Answer: These days, Patterson mostly comes up with titles and outlines. If he writes less than half a book, he puts his coauthor's name above his own. If only his name is on the cover, he's written the book for all intents of royalties and cataloging. Patterson is among the best about acknowledging when he's…

A Thousand Years of Time Out

Traced Hand Turkey of the Artist as an Even Younger Man

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Mostly what a book like this proves is that "poor" is alwas a relative concept. If I have a million dollars but live where most people have a billion, then fuck me. Which is why all those Fox Newsers beating the "no poors in Ameirica" drum with arch comments about refrigerators and microwaves need to be kicked in the…