I thought this book was going to be about lemurs breaking out of the Central Park Zoo.

You're ganja regret that.

*trademarks MethDonald's logo*

You'd have to smoke a fuckton of weed not to realize that "Puff the Magic Dragon" is about smoking weed.

The chef's specialty is spit-roasted goanna, based on the recipe Paul Hogan used in Crocodile Dundee.

Army drill instructors call that "dressing down the privates."

Anyone else never heard of this show? I'm inferring from visual and context that it was on Nickelodeon, but when? And, more importantly, why?

As a method actor, D’Agosto has already burned half his face off with acid.

Schwartzenegger can play Conan the Septuagenarian.

*pictures @Charles Hamm:disqus watching the Schindler' List on mute like it's a porno*

Fun Fact for the Over-40 Set: Grow old enough and every movie becomes silent.

His name was Alex!

How long ago must CBS have applied for and received the demolltion and renovation permits? Knowing what little I do about contracting and construction, I'd almost believe that Letterman was forced into retirement after Moonves decided to fix up the theater.

Are you saying Twiiter users are twits?

I want Noah to succeed, for his sake and ours. Comedy Central putting him on lockdown does not inspire confidence, though. He's done 2.1 segments since October. How much coaching up has he needed?

Noah will assume the satirical role of an ARK conservative, booking guests two by two.

More like regional governors of the Ottoman Empire sue.

Yes. These action figures are slated to appear in the Thunderbirds Are Go! reboot.

Beer Googles

A cliche in Hollywood is that no one sets out intentionally to make a bad movie. Does that apply to the Entourage team?