I'd suspect pediatric cancer is more of a two-stroke penalty than a do-over. Or did you mean having a potential fatal disease puts kids in a stew?

Sorry. I'm anti death penalty.

"Sonny & Liston" focus-grouped poorly.

The wordplay stings like a butterfly.

That picture certainly looks … intimate.

The AVC Commentariat is more of a cabal than a league, though.

One of the mushrooms from Super Mario World.

That explains why Pope Francis said he would proselytize and baptize extraterrestrials.

Italian TV features far too many topless women for a pope who wants to uphold his vow of chastity to watch safely.

*replies directly to headline*

It'll just be more of the Seine old Seine old.

Charles Martel me about it.

Can you believe De Gaulle of this political schemer?

Nope. As a famous musician, B.B. King was contractually obligated to die from a drug overdose. He put it off as long as he could, but a deal with the Devil is a deal with the Devil.

Obama refused to send troops to King's bedside. That's just a fact.

The A.V. Club

@avclub-236e42b5af241c85d97910f5c1aa6107:disqus, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

*cues up "Monster Mash"*

The A.V. Club

Joke's on me, then. I took last Friday off and am working today.