R.I.P. Great Job, Internet

The story will get lost in the Weeds.*

Just let me know which episode features the gun battle among nine biker gangs.

I'll see your "dumb" and raise with "perniciously untruthful and ahistorical." Simple ignorance could be excused, but the willful lying to themselves and others creates actual evil.

Worse, the Fox Newser will cloak themselves in sanctimony because Republican President Eisenhower's FBI and Secret Service led the official antilynching campaign. What they'll leave out, as always, is how the current GOP is the old Southern Democratic Party.

Gotta Emmett: If you can't laugh, you'll cry.

Always with the sequels …

Melisa McCarthy, with stunts by Rebel Wilson

FX appears to have darkened O.J. even more than Time magazine did.

We'll leave it to a jury to decide whether water is wet. We know Flav did all these crimes because we can implicitly trust police officers who arrest black men.

I have it on good authority that he is affiliated with a Bomb Squad and welcomes people to a Terrordome.

Flav was pulled over by Highway Patrol officers who then arrested him
for DUI, possession of marijuana, having an open container of alcohol in
the car, having a suspended registration, having a suspended license,
and speeding.

Is Vince doing the movie now that someone has been cast a Aquaman?

*pulls canister of Nuts 'n' Gum from cupboard*

Food scientists and the obese. Not necessarily mutually exclusive categories.

"Playing Sticky Fingers" = Masturbating to Completion

D-U-M now earns six points.

A thing they proved by going to Disney World in the first place.

asks visitors not to wave 3-foot-long poles around

What's appalling me more than anything is that the trial took place during my first year of grad school. (Yes, I'm old.) I had a very good excuse to ignore the farce/tragicomedy as it unfolded — not even knowing the verdict until months after — and I sure as hell can't see the entertainment value from revisiting it.