Honest Question: Has the O.J. Simpson murder trial become an object of nostalgia? This project sure doesn't seem to be aimed at producing any sort of history or documentarization.*

But how gay must Tom be if not even a young Mimi Rogers could keep him heteronormative? I mean, throwing Kelly Preston at John Travolta kind of worked, but the Scientologists just can't corral Cruise.

What does Weiner know? We're just supposed to believe the show's creator and head writer?

At least we always knew we could trust savings & loans, investment banks, mortgage brokers, Wall Street firms, check cashing businesses, payday lenders and full-service financial firms like Bank of America.

tl;dr version: Elon Musk stinks!

Confidential to Jack White: We want you and every other musician to get paid. We also want someone besides us to make those payments.

Look, if musicians wanted to make money, they would get real jobs. Like as music streaming site executives who rip off musicians.

Kaye West doesn't care about for Bleeping people

This looks terrible in a "so bad it's awful" way.

Flobot sells Progressve droid and podracer insurance.

The "Lo" in "Lobot" stands for "Lindelof's obsession."

*watches two minutes of Pornhub to celebrate*

My name is @sonofneckbeard:disqus , and I .. also like to party.

Good for him. Tim Meadows never gets the credit or jobs he deserves for being a great ensemble comedy actor. Plus, The Ladies Man is a lost classic among starring vehicles for SNL alumni.

Robyn big? She's not that fat.

Rhiana? DC would like to be Riddler.

Forcing a pun thread is worse than taking John Candy from a baby.

This America, pal. Bold English swears, damnit!

More like Tom Thumb, amirite?

Pretty sure I have All the Right Moves to avoid Collateral damage.