Maybe Cruise should convert to Scien-TALL-ogy.

Kinda? Arby's makes curly fries.

And why's it gotta be a MANifesto?

Can't help it: Tube Men/Air Dancers/Whatever You Wanna Call 'Ems always bring a goofy smile to my face.

Reposted Shot Recipes

Would it be racist to demand that all the busboys by Short-Round types?

Iannucci will be Lenin it all hang out on this one. Really Putin his money where his mouth is, you know? A satirical tour-de-force with laughs, swears Andropov heart.

Counterpoint: Easy jokes are easy.

I don't even own an MRA axe to grind.

Men never get to have anything nice.

Leave your mother out of this.
— @Han YOLO:disqus 's father

Men are just better at busting than women. It's science.

He pronounced it "Chin-ex."

Sad. But Chinx obviously needed better armor.

Langhorne Slim is obviously an anthropomorphic rooster who cheats at poker.

So tempted to make a lascivious reference to having Amy Adams face my hard truth.

Were I super rich, I'd buy a bunch of those tiny homes instead of a single mega mansion. Like 50 one-roomers and spread out one per state.

The ghost is her smile.

Finally, a story that answers the question, WHERE'S TERRIERS?

While the Latex Suit Still Fits