A bit on the nose for Black Widow, don't you think?

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♫ Send in the monsters
There ought to be monsters
Send in the monsters
Well, maybe the sequel ♫

It'd actually be weirder to not have a boner.

GOD DAMN IT!

That was just a trademark thing to protect the national airline, though. "ELM" is too close to "KLM."

"This industry moves so fast it's really hard to tell. That's why I need a name that's cutting-edge, like CutCo, EdgeCom, Interslice Vanderslice."

I BECOME A TENTACLED NIGHTMARE EVERY TIME I SEE ANNE HATHAWAY!

Just the title "Valerian" makes me sleepy.

I just thank God that someone finally figured out how to use bread as bread.

Whelp, better than hockey.

Just a little chapped, really. But thanks for checking.

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DEMO?

They can be two things.

Horny Hillbillies is already that show about the Duggar family with the 19 kids.

You'll put your eye out, kid.

I'm wondering what NBC plans to run in the Saturday 8 pm "Repeats" slot. Maybe audio of viewers flipping over to other networks; call it This Week in "What the … [Click]"?

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Second best concert I ever saw was Pietasters / Old 97s / Reverend Horton Heat at the Austin Music Hall. Flew halfway across the country for that one and was not disappointed.

"It's satire" is your excuse for every failed political movement.