I've suspected for decades that "Archers of Loaf" is a euphemism for guys who do the butt secks.

Can't. Too damp.

We're all pun-ishers here in the A.V. Club comments section.

Gotta quit yen you're behind, though.

Baht the hell kind of joke is that?

You engage in a zloty wordplay.

Dime hating this numismatic pun thread.

In fairness, youths are way scarier than clowns. Combine the two, though, and you've got Depends-filling terror.

Wife!?

Get a load of Alexis de Tocqueville up here.

Get a load of Alexis de Tocqueville up here.

I suspect the Robertson clan also takes a dim view of Max Bialystock and his coreligionists.

I suspect the Robertson clan also takes a dim view of Max Bialystock and his coreligionists.

I love legitimate THEE-ater.

Fixing Baltimore starts with literally fixing Baltimore. Read this about lead paint poisoning and the doomed life of Freddie Gray, the man murdered by the police: http://www.baltimoresun.com…

It features a loot solo.

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What
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Serious Suggestion: If Jerry Lewis wanted to raise a fuckton of money for the MDA, he would sell his only print of The Day the Clown Cried to the highest bidder.

No, no, no.

Just great.