You are overrating Hogan and Underrating Bennett.

I thought about that, but decided I like the sound of shitted more. Shat is more formal.

Sorry friend. I hate to be that guy, but its more proper to say, Beds were shat. ;)

The Texans Were Tremendously Incompetent

“Mathematically, I had to do it, Jerry.”

Ciara would certainly qualify as “Portuguese waitress” hot, so you may be onto something.

Black dude gets gunned down for reading a book in Cam Newton’s backyard and the best he can do is “I salute Kaepernick for raising awareness.”

Cam has to sell that yogurt.

At 1-1, they’re the best winless team in the league.

But it they aren’t on TV, how are we, the national audience, supposed to enjoy their Song Girls?

To be fair, market research determined 90% of the crowd would leave after the 2nd quarter to beat the traffic, so they stocked up accordingly.

We all live and learn.

*whispers*

Mike Trout has 45.9 fWAR from 2012 to today. The next closest position player has just over 2/3 that much, Josh Donaldson with 31.0. To put that in perspective, through five years Willie Mays had 31.1, Hank Aaron had 28.4, Mickey Mantle had 29.5, Alex Rodriguez had 35.6, Barry Bonds had 31.0, Ken Griffey Jr had 28.1,…

What about Ace Ventura? LACES OUT!”

What about music?

With football, I can drift away from the action at a set rhythm and not miss anything. That’s the secret sauce. All those in-game stoppages are useful for my digital needs.

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

Whitlocks wobble, but they don’t fall down.