Reminds me of the last fight I got in. This guy at a bar was looking at me. So I said, “What the fuck you looking at asshole?” He looks at me and says, “Nothing.” I stood up. “Damn right, you better not be.” This guy had no business fucking with a guy like me, so I said, “ You have no business fucking with a guy like…

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

I don’t think any reasonable person doubts that those things would be far less likely under Clinton.

Fuck Duke, fuck Grayson Allen, and fuck Emma for being a Duke basketball and Ohio State football fan, a.k.a., the worst kind of person

Ahem: go fuck yourself

You new around here?

oh god the Cubs WOULD sign Tebow

You watching the same clips I am? He definitely stood up right on the base after kneeling on it. In addition, Rizzo was right there pointing out to him that he had to step on the base.

I heard they brought up some kid from Arizona league to DH, too.

The worst take here is that the DH helps the Indians more.

Right. It won’t be nerds that know all the stats and obscure players. Not at all. That will be all the cool dudes. You, for instance.

Fuck yeah I’ll remember Andre Johnson. He seems to me like the guy, in like ten or fifteen years, when most kids have stopped playing football and the ratings have gone off a cliff and everyone’s remembering what it used to be like in the NFL’s glory days and wondering how we ever tolerated such bloodsport on such a…

The only way to prevent that is to stop selling booze at football games. That’s obviously not happening, so we have to move our eyes further along the lines to the next possible fix.

Best. Soccer game. Ever.

Dude you are just crushing it with the comments lately. +1.

Phil Mushnick isn’t going to need any Cialis this weekend

That is by far the funniest thing Larry the Cable Guy has done.

Those little cups don’t quite hold a full 473ml beer and you always have a bit leftover. As a Canadian he is bound by the Charter of Rights and Freedoms (our constitution) from wasting too much beer. I’m thinking he filled his cup and decided to toss the last bit on the field which makes him not only Canadian but a…

Thanks Ashley, now whenever we talk about Trump in politics I will just think about how we were this close to Mike Tyson solving this problem for us in the 80s.

Agreed. When most people say “I don’t like country,” they’re probably talking about 99% of the shit out there today. George Jones, Waylon Jennings, Merle Haggard, any of the Hank Williamses are pretty awesome.