The sad thing is, this is how the world really works.

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

Thanks, Mom.

Germans have a weird affinity for red and black color schemes.

Shoulda taken the guy who smoked weed in a gas mask.

I say let the man hit.

"That's nice, Ted," Madden said. "Now get rid of the horse."