Whatever gets you there girl
Whatever gets you there girl
“antebellum vampire bat Jeff Sessions”
[bows and theatrically removes hat to author]
TO-AST!
1. Marky Mark. That’s maybe rational, considering the whole hate crime thing. Also, he’s probably a right-wing shitbag. He’s MAGA Tom Cruise. Gross.
This looks like an H&M ad directed by Ingmar Bergman. And I mean that in the best possible way.
GET HER, JADE!
[GRINNING COCO GIF]
Trust us, we don’t need to import any racism. We have a plentiful, home-grown supply. Canada was built on it. Genocide and oppression of Indigenous people is kind of the foundation of our country. Residential schools. The Chinese head tax. We even had our own Jim Crow laws (see: Viola Desmond). We’ve got far-right and…
Pee. Just so much musty, dried pee. Like a zoo enclosure.
This headline is both misleading, and deeply disappointing. As is the choice of thumbnail image of LeBron. Shame on you, Timothy Burke, Shame.
Um yeah. We don’t want him back either. So, I dunno, make him live in James Wood’s house like Julian Assange in the Ecuadorean embassy?
This song is a grain of sand under my eyelid. Every syllable of her singing is so aggressively yet so blandly appropriative that it feels like the Starbucks mermaid throwing gang signs in a group photo at a bridal shower. It should be used as the Blade Runner Replicant Test for low-key racism.
Sassy as subscribing to a magazine in a mall to get the free off-brand “sunrise alarm” clock radio.
Look, in almost all aspects of his Trump-loving, shit-for-brains, ball-deflating, crypto-racist, Aryan Idol(TM), Belichick-cronying, crock-pseudoscience-diet peddling, Boston (puke) Demigod, big-dumb-slab-of-luncheon-meat existence, I refuse to defend TAAHM Brady, but this is the mountain of all molehills. I cannot…
Here’s the thing. For a YEAR the LGBTQ community was sounding the alarm that gay men were being targeted. Over and over, the Toronto Police Service denied the possibility that the disappearances were linked. And now we find out there may be more than five victims of the same perpetrator. How many people were put at…
(cough-cough) meth-mouth (cough-cough)
It’s all about the (hypothetical) fans...