I feel bad for his son, but not as bad as he feels.

I think Bill Burr would say that’s a pretty fine joke.

“If everyone around you is an ignorant asshole, then they’ll be angry at you for being right.”

Type “cowboys head coaches” into Google (no need to hit enter) for Jason Garrett’s reaction face.

I’m gonna have to suspend my disbelief on that one.

If you actually said, “Looks like the roast beef is medium rare today”, you were wearing capris.

If you have a vagina, they’re capris; else, they’re clam-diggers.

It’s better than having to rub up against stubble, bro.

No, it’s simple: that job is impossible because it almost always comes down to which players you have and are healthy for the post-season.

Probably because those doing the hiring are billionaire fuckwads.

Thank God the days of short shorts (for guys) are long past.

It’s simple really: the two sides are intertwined (duh), thus you can’t really know how to coach defense without knowing how offenses work and vice versa. Belichick obviously has a deep knowledge of both sides of the ball. I would bet that he as a pretty thorough knowledge of his OC’s strategies for the game at hand…

It’s fitting that the Bills logo on his sweater looks like it’s backing up to take a shit.

Bye

We live in a sham democracy.

Fine, just cut and run, then.

I guess that’s why they call that fielding position the “Silly mid-off”.

That’s a shame, it looks like the ump should’ve called “No ball”.

You’re gonna have a hard time starting a cricket pun thread here, dude.