Basket of puppies for y’all...

Re: #4: That’s an Irish Wolfhound! We have one named Freya, and here are some pictures of her because you all deserve them:

Amen

Just your daily reminder to say “Fuck the Patriots”.

You wanna be reeeeeeaaal careful criticizing an African American woman around here.

In case you’re having trouble making out all the audio, here’s a transcript of how that all went down:

“Get out of my face now. Don’t tell me I didn’t do my job (expletive). OK, exactly. Get the (expletive) out of my face. Like I said, get out of my face. Don’t play with me. Don’t play with me. I just put my heart on the (expletive) field. Don’t (expletive) play with me. Get the (expletive) out of my face then. Try me…

Do they sell planned parenthood t shirts? I have some family members I need to taunt by wearing one.

Drinking that garbage in an offense in itself. 23 man!

You’re going to need a good stain remover for that tapestry

Don’t be silly. Direct proof of the collusion referenced therein would be a complete disaster for Republicans.

PEEOTUS

*Watersportsgate

shit they would publish. this golden shower stuff? just water under the bridge.

They didn’t want to make too much of a splash.

They couldn’t publish this shit before the election?

alternate headline:

“Like, we’re the ones who kind of, in a weird way, tell a story or a lie to children so they do stuff that they never thought was possible.”

I don’t know what the beef is but the saltiness makes me pro whatever is going on

No one needs your input. Stop trying to be valid.