This is my favorite part;

What’s the typical fine for forgetting to manage your team?

I like to think this was Al’s reaction when he heard the news, although he is a classier guy than that:

The Irish dilemma. If you have a potato do you eat it now or wait for it to ferment and drink it.

Lisa Ling needs to do a segment where she heads on out to O’Reilly’s house and asks him questions about those saucy Irish tempers. I mean, it’s all in good fun and I’d love to know if it’s an “Irish” thing to cheat on your wife and then try to get her excommunicated when she divorces you.

Christie is fucked. 2 years ago he was considered a viable choice for the GOP nominee for President. He could pull in crossover Dems they said. Now he’s done. His ONLY hope was if Trump wins. Since that isn’t happening, Christie will have to settle for a cush job in a lobbying firm or go into private legal practice.…

Remember when this shameless fuck face tried to pass himself off as some kind of middle ground moderate conservative? Me neither. Dip shit belongs in jail.

counterpoint:

A lot of people are saying that you are doing the lord’s work. Some people...many people.

In fact, #manypeoplearesaying just that. Who are these people? I don’t know, but there are many of them.

Took so long for the doctor to give numbers because he had to scramble to find ouy what human doctors even measure. He’s a specialist, okay? A specialist who only doctors sentient rancid Cheetos and he just knew the public wouldn’t knowwhat to do with the numbers from Trump’s bi-monthly queso counts.

Even Fox News can’t hide the truth anymore.

Some people say that it’s difficult for Trump to release his actual medical records because they’re buried in a warehouse in New Jersey, along with his tax records and his NAMBLA membership card. Some people are saying that.

It was put to sleep on day 422 or so. That’s like 26 years in Internet time.

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.

It’s rare that Ann Coulter makes me gasp, but this came pretty close.

High on the truth

I’m totally cool lying to a foreign government, especially a corrupt one. His allegiance is to the stars and bars, not crooked ass Brazil. But, man, if it’s true he did it to keep his chick from finding out, that’s a bad look. There are levels of chick you obstruct justice over. Kate Upton, Emily Ratajkowski, Betty…

No shit.