Eat shit, Ivanka

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Because she’s not attractive. 

LOL skin artificially pulled so tight and plumped to the gills with fermaldahyde and fillers—wow! She’s a truly unnatural gravity-defying lively beauty! Too bad there’s no plastic surgery or beauty shop cure for looking stunningly dead in the eyes...

And somewhere out west, Gavin Newsom let out a massive sigh of relief. 

In 2009 and 2011, when Williams had similar outbursts against officials, she was also being handily outplayed in those matches. Serena is hands down the best female tennis player of all time, but ffs, stop taking it out on the chair when another player is having the better day.

Maybe Serena kept asking him to call it, and he wouldn’t call it.

I may not have hit the nail on the head with my word choice here, I’ll admit, but I don’t think the article is balanced, it’s a puff job of Serena.  She lost 6-2, 6-4, and this controversy happened in the second set.  Wouldn’t it be more fair to say that Serena wasn’t feeling it today, wasn’t having her best match,…

Looked to me like Serena was frustrated because she was getting overpowered, where she’s usually the overpowering one. Osaka played great and was a force out there.

Gotta agree. Osaka outplayed her, no question. I feel bad she couldn’t enjoy this victory, because she earned it.

The umpire was right on all three of those calls. It sounds like Williams thought the “coaching” warning was rescinded because she told the umpire she’s not a cheater, but of course that’s not how that penalty works. The call is made against the coach (who admitted he was coaching from the stands), so the player can’t…

Here he is taking no crap from Novak

yeah, she had Williams dead to rights from the opening serve.  No-one forced Serena into those early double faults and wildly missed ground strokes.

Osaka was so far and away better today it wasn’t even funny. Her ability to step up and hit great shots serving up 5-4, after Williams stalled for forever complaining to the referees and the crowd showed their ass, was unbelievable.

This was so hard to watch. I hope Naomi Osaka knows she would have won this match on her own if all of this shit hadn’t happened.

Foreground guy is like, “damn, and here I thought my jacket would be the most fucked-up sight in the room....”

What???? You just don’t know how to handle your fixer upper. All you have to do is knock down every wall that doesn’t enclose a bedroom or bathroom, reroute all your home’s ducting, wiring, and plumbing, refinish the entire exterior, spend $20k on landscaping, shiplap, shiplap, shiplap, and you’re done. Easy peasy.

I think I speak for all owners of *actual* fixer uppers when I say, thank god.

From what I’ve read on other sites of people smarter than me, they seem to think a lot of this is an attempt to get him to flip on Trump. He’s definitely in deep shit himself but Trump’s hands aren’t clean as far as his past business dealings. That’s why he’s so afraid of Mueller asking for his tax returns.

Well then. I think he’s gotta to flip on Trumples lest he find himself mysteriously vanished by Putin’s witness-removal squad. I say bleed him dry for info, then try him for treason. Oh, and promise him a plea deal, break the promise, and laugh.