It was put to sleep on day 422 or so. That’s like 26 years in Internet time.

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.

It’s rare that Ann Coulter makes me gasp, but this came pretty close.

High on the truth

I’m totally cool lying to a foreign government, especially a corrupt one. His allegiance is to the stars and bars, not crooked ass Brazil. But, man, if it’s true he did it to keep his chick from finding out, that’s a bad look. There are levels of chick you obstruct justice over. Kate Upton, Emily Ratajkowski, Betty…

The problem with this argument is that literally nobody thinks the people of North Korea are somehow “bad.” This isn’t some cultural misunderstanding, nobody’s sitting there going “Gee, man, I don’t know about those 5 year-old North Korean dirt farmers. They seem pretty sketchy.”

Did you perhaps miss his ‘response’ to all the criticism he has been receiving over these videos?

No shit.

Ryan Lochte is 32 years old! Even Florida State’s PR guy wouldn’t have the balls to chalk this one up to “kids just trying to have fun.”

Pictured: IOC Spokesman

Seriously. “These kids.” Lochte is 32 fucking years old. Yes, he’s an idiot, but he’s a grown-ass idiot.

Holy shit. IOC spokesman is really angling for a new job as Sports Information Director for an SEC school.

Oh jeah +1

THEY WERE SHOWING WHAT THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN AIRING 6 HOURS BEFORE!!

Yeah man, those steroids did not go to waste.

His whole campaign has me like

If he was a DNC mole he wouldn’t be floating the idea that the general election is rigged, that the Clinton won’t really be the president if she’s elected. In other words, he’d be a trainwreck of a candidate without attempting to fundamentally undermine the legitimacy of democratic institutions to shield his ego if he…

If that’s really his goal, then I say well done sir. Someone needed to do something to that party who has only been able to nominate shitheads for the past 5 elections. Actually, that’s not entirely true. George W wasn’t a shithead, he just isn’t very smart and had shitheads for advisers.

While it would be great for this to be true (if not scary for US democracy), having now read Tony Schwartz’s account of ghostwriting Art of the Deal, I just can’t see Trump as having the focus or patience to run a long con like this.

I am not resting yet, but the polls in the last few days have definitely shown Clinton pulling away a bit. Trump attacked some pretty meat and potatoes targets during and after the DNC (veterans, fire fighters, BABIES) and I think that sat less well with his supporters than just going after more traditional Republican…