My oldest sister is in her 40s and still only prefers plain hamburgers from McDonald’s if she’s getting fast food. Plain as in, “just the beef and bun.” I’m not one to judge b/c I have weird food habits but it is nice that McDonald’s keeps some things simple. 

My god.

And thanks to gas prices soaring past $1, then $1.25, then $1.7, etc in quick succession right as I was getting my learner’s permit (to cracking $2.10 by the time I graduated high school and needed to drive to college classes every day, I don’t know that I’ve actually ever paid for gas with cash. When/How/Why would I…

Yeah, I can’t evenremember anymore when every gas station I came across— even in podunk towns— *didn’t* have signs up all over the pumps imploring you to pay *before* pumping (I’m 36). I’m assuming that nowadays, pump technology can prevent any gas from coming out if you haven’t paid first, even you’re going inside to…

Yesss, this! All my local Wawas have started putting little signs on the pump asking people to please pull the fuck out once they’re done pumping their goddamn gas (paraphrasing) but it still happens. And these are big-ass suburban Wawas with a crack-ton of pumps *and* a crack-ton of parking spaces. Don’t tie up the…

Spoiler alert for a 10? year old episode of a never-dying crime drama but yeah, he played a children’s therapist whose adult daughter was the serial killer of the week. Reid used his brainiac super powers or whatever to figure out that Frakes’ character had molested his daughter as a child (and then subjected her to…

Oh man he was so creepy and good in that episode! And that was like 10 years ago now

Same, every time they re-use that picture, I lose my appetite. 

“and enough “fuck you”money to retire and do whatever the hell he wants. That’s the American Dream right there”

You know, I do still feel bad for that kicker and as a Philly resident, I don’t really have a leg to stand on (heh) but...oh god, when the Bears’ mascot just falls right over after the doink. It’s just... [chef’s kiss]. I’ll never not get a sick sense of glee out of watching it, even if I know karma will get me back…

It’s eerie how well this describes my relationship with running. And figure skating. And writing-outside-of-my-day-job. Christ on a cracker. And my love of all things sci-fi but ESPECIALLY Star Wars.

To steal from my own twitter, I would vote for anyone smart enough to retire from the NFL before their body/brain was completely destroyed. And I say this as someone who just signed up for a friend’s football pool for like, the 8th straight year

Thank you and yes, Wes is a very good boy <3

He also sort of looks like a cross between a bearded Mandy Patinkin and one of my old bosses (nice guy though so I don’t really want to associate him with this choad)

Man, this sucks. Megan is cool and I’m sad she’s leaving and even sadder that corporate buttheads don’t know how to run media enterprises.

OMG. I’ve heard that people have been thrown out of the theater if they’re caught using their phones during a performance (I think LMM said he saw some front-row occupants blatantly texting during a show--when he was still playing the role-- so during intermission, he had theater staff or security boot them out). What…

The other frustrating thing about spoilers is that I think it’s hampering content creators. There a bunch of stories about all the secrecy surrounding Marvel sets to the point that when say, Brie Larson filmed her Endgame parts, she had no idea what was going on, who else was in the scene, etc—anything not directly…

Damn it, get out of my head!

I think OP should take a page out of Bob and Linda Belcher’s handbook--get fed up with people staring at their screens, inadvertently help an undercover police officer catch an identity thief who’s skimming everyone else’s info, and then unplug the router because it’s all too distracting from making burgers. 

HARD SAME, it’s awful