Honestly those look really cool!

He also tried to kill Brian and Dom by blowing up Brian’s house, nearly taking out Mia, Jack, and Pending Baby 2 along the way! Did everyone forget this????

KV is the best part of Criminal Minds, even after all these years. Thank you for such a great article!

The sad part is, he’ll absolutely be on top again whether it’s because of a rushed-to-print tell-all, reality show gig, or even just his family letting him draw a paycheck from their (actual) business again. The Fyre guy was trying to start a new scam as #FyreFestival was actively dying. These jack asses never see any…

God, I would love to hear from his wife because seriously, WTF

Seriously, yes! This chuckle-f*** is no different than the scary Theranos lady, Billy “Not Actually Seth But Isn’t the Resemblance Uncanny” McFarland, etc. At least they got a few good months (or years) in before their scams fell apart.

Oh man, is it bad that my brain cycled through about 3 different actors that this could probably apply to before finally landing on Madonna??? (You don’t have to confirm or deny, obviously!)

Philadelphia and its surrounding areas have these grifters too, offering “PECO alternatives.” One of my neighbors signed up for such a service and quickly found that yeah, his bill was higher than everyone else’s (and his old PECO bill) by a long ways. Cue multiple months of him coming over to our house to compare…

Well, “Milkshake Duck” could have been chosen as the name. Or “Keep Christ in Christmas.” Or even “Donald Trump.” I feel like out of all the possible scenarios (at least the ones I feel comfortable naming on public internet forum), Boaty McBoatface is cute and innocent and does what it says on the tin. He’s a boat who…

Seriously, I feel like I could imagine at least 10 different actually-horrible names that could have been chosen but they would have probably all flagged Kinja’s “don’t be a jerk” guidelines.

I know this is from months ago but seriously WTF

All his stuff was great, including the turn he did on an early Criminal Minds as a troubled kid who’s freaked out that he might be on the fast track to being a serial killer

I saw an awesome twitter fight/thread recently about this phenomenon. It was a perfect storm of people sharing your complaint about internet recipes vs, I don’t know, how these long-ass “recipe” blogs were going to blow the lid off future beings studying our society in 2019 or something like that. Oh, and that…

I say “kin-wood” and I’ve grown up around Philly (lived in Manayunk for a few years, worked in West Philly, etc). Oh god, have I been saying it wrong this whole time???

Oh man, a Tour de Fuck sounds awesome though.

I got run over by a bike when I was 8 (thank god it was another kid on a kid’s bike and his max speed was probably like 5 mph) so I’m still leery of being around bikes on our local multi-use trail. Cyclists are pretty good about warning you but I usually wind up walking on the grass anyway because OH GOD NOT AGAIN

King of Prussia is a hellscape dystopia sitting in the middle of 3 (or 4??) major highways. I work not too far from there so between the office Xmas party and checkups with my eye surgeon, I can’t completely avoid going into the heart of the beast—aka, the Mall. Oh god. It’s like the KoP mall is its own wormhole,…

That’s certainly one way to destroy an office bathroom 

Amazing read about a subject that I knew nothing about (both Bacon herself, and equestrian racing as a whole). I feel like if Mallory Pike were a real person, Mary Bacon would have been number 1 on her “famous people to stalk list” because of all the horses

I will never not crack up at that, “Bart vs. Australia” is my favorite Simpsons episode of all time