I used to fall for this kind of stuff but after various accounts were hacked several times last year, I am sliding further and further into “GO AWAY MODERN SOCIETY” territory. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a hovel in the woods.

Hello I think you might be me!

Put Mojave on the rose-gold Macbook (1st generation?) earlier this week. So far, so good :)

Oh god maybe I’m just a bitter childless person but the whole “smash cake” trend is ridonkulous. Shoot me if I ever have a kid and get the idea to do that.

Ugh, same :-(

“We’re supposed to feel around for our cup, stick a finger inside it, and pour water until our fingers are wet.”