A+ gif use on so many levels

“What am I going to tell my kid about why she’s in that outfit?”

If anyone actually said “I want to move on because I promised myself I’m going to meet at least 10 new people tonight.” that would set off every BS detector in a ten mile radius. It’s polite enough, but you’ll be fooling exactly no one.

Um hello, he was on The Hills.

I think they made a mistake not keeping Dana in the mix.

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

I watched “Inside Out” on the last flight I took. Cried the whole damn movie, didn’t even care.

#1: Retarded? Really?

#2: Yes, yes they can be. It’s rare, but it does happen.

The writing on that one is the BEST. I lost it at fleeing the great Fucks Famine of 2015.

Yeh, the clothing style most DEFINITELY fit the era of clothing. the Early 2000s were a fucked up time for a lot of us.

See, Reddit can’t be racist, It’s totally dating a black woman!

Is “I’m going to take a nap” valid treatment of failures and successes?

Two Christmases ago my mom bought me a copy of “One Day My Soul Just Opened Up.”

Yes! Yes! Yes! Drives me up the wall. I’m cool with sharing the road, PROVIDED WE ALL OBEY THE SAME RULES.

As a DC pedestrian, I’m now more fearful of cyclists than drivers...it’s a mess.

Okay but also bike lanes should be banned in general because cyclists should be banned because they never FUCKING FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE GODDAMN ROAD YOU CANNOT RUN A FUCKING STOP SIGN I AM IN A GIANT METAL TWO TON CYCLIST KILLING MACHINE YOU GODDAMN MORONS

Marc Jacobs has been stealing Angel Barta’s designs with sneaky tricks for 7 years. He copied her style for many brands without her permission. He has no ideas of his own!

The fridge for sure.

What do you think Yolanda is more proud of; her 2 daughters or that goddamn beautiful glass-door refrigerator?