Please. If anyone was robbed, it was Katya.

Who was that one ONTD person who, 7 years before I knew what a diva cup was, had the user pic of Britney in her diamond Toxic costume, with the words “TOOK A SIP FROM MY DIVA CUP” because I only got it in the last 2 years and it just makes me die inside. In a good way.

Uh, I am very excited by this. “Get Out” and “Too Little, Too Late” are vastly underrated gems.

Take notes, Countess of Devon:

Auditions will be held between Farragut West and Metro Center, from 8 AM to 10 AM, Wednesday, August 26. Shuttles are available between these stops every 25 minutes. We apologize for any inconvenience, and we thank you for riding Metro.

Damn it, Nancy Jo! Not again!

‘S THE END OF YOU AND ME

RIGHT NOW!

GET OUT

Did I buy a retro early 80’s basketball jersey while watching this show? Maybe. It was on sale, I was drinking, whatever.

FUND BETTER MORE ACCESSIBLE 24 HOUR PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION INSTEAD OF DUMB SEXIST CAMPAIGNS YOU IDIOTS

Andy is problematic. I watched “Princesses of Long Island” and thought I needed to report a hate crime to the Jewish Defense League. He seems to enjoy presenting broad stereotypes as reality.

Obligatory:

I would start with a joke, then Vince Vaughn quote (obviously). Talk about the groom’s ex-girlfriends. Quote from “Love, Actually.” Hold back your tears. Pause.... Drop the microphone, get out of that bitch.

“your makeup is terrible” is a reference to a line from alaska’s perfume commercial on Drag Race, which is in turn referencing Crystal LaBeija’s legendary read of Harlow in the 1968 documentary The Queen https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=syGKwL…

lol you do get really mad and it’s really funny

This comment is everything wrong with America.