I will get to the jelly cakes, which redeemed an episode where I wondered if the whole season was lost but:

Yep, they deserve to be held hostage because you don't like their games. I feel bad for anyone that has to spend time around you.

So, you think that the employees that had no power or say in the awful shit that Ubisoft gets up to should be put in mortal jeopardy because they draw their livelihood from that company?

This is so surreal for me, I worked at Ubisoft Montreal before and know a lot of people there. (all the people I know were working from home so are safe).

Friday the 13th in 2020... jeez I hope everyone is ok!

As predictable as the sunrise, some edge lord incel comes out of the woodwork and drops this gem. Life must be a real bummer when you’re this much of an asshole.

Shut the fuck up

How do you downvote on this site again..   You’re a real class act..

I feel like Dave’s a much better baker than we’re giving him credit for. He’s just not a very exciting contestant, so I can’t find much to write about him. 

As part Texan I understand the confusion. “Queso” is a completely meaningless nonsense word, after all. They oughta at least call the dip whatever the Mexican word for cheese is.

I still can’t believe the ego it takes to run in an election with no plan, no ideas, no reason except to sate their own ego.

As a South Carolinian, I knew the state would go red, there wasn't a chance in hell otherwise, but I really thought we had a shot at ousting Lindsey and frankly that's the biggest bummer of the election for me. Like no lie, even if Trump wins, I'll still be more mad about Graham.

I have never been a Taco Bell fan and probably only ate there a few times in my life. This week, my twins had brain surgery and at night this was the only thing left open for dinner in the hospital. I had it 5 times this week. So I have more than doubled the times I had Taco Bell.

Well, damn, you’re right, better wait to play Cyberpunk 2077 instead... Oh, wait, nope, CD Projekt Red put their developers through intolerable levels of crunch after promising not to.

Wow that’s actually delightful. I spotted Kratos, Fat Princess, Solid Snake and the Puppeteer, did I miss any? Also ‘with great power...’ is such a fun cheeky reference to the Spider-man font, I love it! I didn’t expect to be excited to play this, but I’m for real looking forward to it now!

For me it was this and Spiderman. It looked like chaotic fun and something different. I was excited for this BUT I was not excited to spend 70$ for something that could just be a launch flop. While I am happy it will be on PS+ and we know when, it still sucks it won’t be at launch.

Fair enough! Thanks for indulging my silly questions!

Gonna go out on a limb and point out that the PS5 launch lineup is still actually decent for a console launch, especially when you compare it to the PS4. Remember that thing? Killzone Shadowfall, Knack, and Resogun. That’s what you got in terms of exclusives (okay Resogun was actually pretty dope). And since the thing…

I think it has a much better chance as a PS+ game that a lot of people will check out for free opposed to a $70 purchase few people were convinced by.

Eh, still february. Not exactly like games will be pouring into the PS5 ecosystem in that time frame, and even less for exclusives.

Wow. This is probably the dumbest shit I’ve ever read on Kotaku. And I just read a Kotaku article about how devs should stop putting spiders in games because it scares people.