Can’t wait for the Geriatric Old Pricks to start babbling about conspiracy theories that have Liberal ads trying to “censor” their views.

ETA: David Duke has a doctorate? Wait one second... *checks wikipedia*

Because she’s chained up in his basement 

How the fuck do people in prison get so good at making a noose out of bed sheets?

Set up a few stands at popular tourist destinations around the country, and you’re set for life.

I’ve never been more pleased to see an athlete I despise get paid this way. He’s a piece of shit on the court but he’s entirely worth it.

Sure but we just had about 3 offseasons worth of free agency.

I assure you, Draymond would have thrived in the “Dirty” NBA you’re describing. It would not have the effect you think it would.

Why doesn’t he build the entire game out of that throw?

Arians is a great coach but he is delegating more than Trump, and to people who are about as competent as Stephen Miller but with less racism.

The media trying to convince us that “The undecided voter” exists is the sadder part.

I think it’s well established that baseball players are without a doubt the dumbest fuckers among the over payed moron class of jackasses that shouldn’t have a speaking part in this big tragedy but for fuck’s sake the retired players who were stupid when they played and are now pickled in the ‘old school’ holding…

My brother in law is a Jets fan.  Talk about a guy who makes poor life choices. 

Imagine every black congressperson being asked if they’re going to fix Chicago gang violence every time they take a question in public.

This is so tired. If christian politicians were constantly asked to reaffirm their commitment to America, in light of the treason and terrorism of the KKK, and in spite of their general vote history, demeanor, and prior statements, they might view this “innocent question” in a similar light.

Wild how people who refuse to acknowledge the existence of nuance in anything else can all of a sudden find the nuanced explanation for how textbook racism is actually good.

Hannity: “I don’t think Jeffrey Epstein was raping underage girls as much as saying older women are repugnant.”

Look, nobody else was available! They asked around. Everyone else was too busy being free to do the slavery.

Honestly, a woman from work has both walked in on her mom banging the neighbor when she was in high school, as well as her husband banging his best friend’s wife a few years into their marriage. In fairness, she was also secretly banging the husband’s best friend as well. Catching her mom in the act messed her up way…

Free Chris Paul

Yeah, the top-5-8 players in the NBA aren’t the problem—though Russ was definitely in that top-8 when he signed that supermax and everyone already knew it would age poorly—it’s the #10-20 who might get All-NBA Third Team. Restricting the supermax to the All-Second team will help.

But what the NBA really needs to do is…