“If media is going to be responsible“

I think you’re on the right track, but I’d put it more simply: our parents and grandparents in the 1960's “solved” the problem of racism not by changing their hearts and minds, but by redefining “racism” to be something that, by definition, they weren’t doing.

Because LeBron is a COWARD who is too afraid to put down real money. Also, Jordan only lost a bet so that the mark will take his action for the real money.

You know what really ‘hurts the fanbase’?  Stealing a team and moving it to Oklahoma.

Also shouldn’t be allowed to think about 2026:  Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer.  

Most of the picks are thrown into the future. There’s just so many variables that will effect where a 2025 pick will land. Houston might be a lottery team! Miami could be in 2023! Or Pence will be president and basketball will be outlawed and Miami underwater.

The funny thing about all this is that while the raw numbers indicate he’d make more money with the Knicks (15 is more than 10), that might not be true.

Dear Penthouse,

Clippers-Nuggets-Jazz in top tier

2 whole tanks.  This is perfectly Trump-grotesquely authoritarian in conception and pathetically rinky-dink in execution.

If Meghan leaves does that jeopardize the content deal between Splinter and “The View” I assume exists because this site writes more about this third-tier talk show than almost anything else?

I love how the whole crux of it is that you can’t have homeless people cluttering up the cities making them look bad for when bigwigs go through. Not because it’s a humanitarian crisis, not because the homeless are the living embodiment of capitalism run amok. Nope. Because they offend the wealthy.

They call it "Fran Diego" or "Francisco's Delicious Town"

As someone who has run a marathon, I am obligated to mention in comments to this blog about a marathon that I have run a marathon.

Good. Hopefully this is the first step in removing trained law enforcement as the first line of defense in response to these mass shootings, and placing that responsibility where it belongs, with public school teachers. 

The odds of Kyrie poisoning the locker room before Durant ever sets foot on the court is better than a planet flip. 

Man, I don’t see how they’re going to fill out the roster- oh my god is that Kobe’s music???

Or the Madlib theory when they [verb] a bunch of [plural noun] all [preposition] a [place.]

I appreciate your candor; Chik Fil-A fries are trash, they are legitimately the single worst fast food fry I’ve ever tried.  I don’t know if I have a favorite fry, but I do have a most-hated fry.