You think we’re seeing a rise in overt racism because people are speaking out against overt racism?  That’s a galaxy brain take, there.

Build a wall at the three point line and make Golden State pay for it. Shut down the NBA until they agree to do so.

If Turkey really wanted to lock Kanter up, a simple pump fake would probably do the trick. 

Man, they really do think “Do you lock your doors?” and “does your house have walls?” are the ultimate mic drop arguments. There’s a whole lot of brain damage in this country.

“He can do stuff that Chris Paul and Derrick Rose can’t.”

Would you prefer they were made of ham?

I got u fam

Yep the ol’ put-a-bird-on-it defense

The Clippers got Patrick Beverley, Lou Williams, Sam Dekker, Montrezl Harrell , a protected first-round pick and cash considerations (plus some JAGs) for the end of Chris Paul’s career. They flipped the first rounder (and the end of Jamal Crawford’s career) for Danillo Gallinari.

California: “Oh, so you won’t give us a few billion to help with the forest fires? Well, maybe we will just keep a bit of this 400 billion we pay in federal taxes each year, which is 2x more than Texas, and more than most red states combined.”

Haven’t seen this mentioned elsewhere, so worth mentioning that their owner being a fuckhead doesn’t help. Most owners are fuckheads, true, but Lacob’s fuckheadedness really took off after the first title. Proximity and association with Silicon Valley dipshittery also plays into it. Kerr is great, though.

Modern FM Rock is completely irrelevant my dude. 

Can his goods BE more damaged?

TIL some guy names DeAndre Liggins managed to play 724 minutes last year and only attempt 5 free throws.

Don’t forget paying off the right people manning the wall. That’s how the Great Wall of China failed after all.

Yeah, I figured. He’s been bananas this season and does a couple things every night that leave you breathless. Kinda feel like it’s him or the LeBron narrative/lifetime achievement award this year. Steph & KD aren’t getting real consideration as teammates, Harden got his last year and may we never speak of it again,…

Gretchen calls the police on black people, but local law enforcement has Misty’s home address programmed into their GPS.

Definitely not Gretchen. That’s a Crystal, Darlene, or Misty.

Fun fact: Winslow’s dad, Rickie, played at the University of Houston during the “Phi Slamma Jamma” years. He could slamma, for sure. 

You gotta feel for these kids. At the beginning of the year, nobody thought Boise State could win, let alone compete in, the Servpro First Responder Bowl. Unfortunately they won’t have a chance to prove them wrong. Hate to see that.