Fuck off narc. 

Alright, let me just say this once so everyone knows the truth: just because something is complex and difficult, doesn’t mean it sounds good. I guess what I’m trying to say is that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT

Back in myyyyyyy day, when devs wanted to get more of your money, they had to release more content!

Rivers brought all of his kids to the game.

In America I could be disappeared at any moment, for no reason at all, because a cop deems it so. 

Daryl Morey, notedly averse to information

I don’t have eyes in the back of my throat, champ.

First of all, since the fuck when is an open door cause for 5-0 to be all up in yoiur house, peeping in and shooting from outside like they don’t have any goddamn sense?

I was actually referring to the state of Indiana as a whole (hole), not IU specifically.

Alex Smith

He's been dead for almost ten years. I hope you could outrun him.

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

The level of stupidity in that statement. I can’t. A person wearing a confederate flag is offensive. A confederate flag hanging in a civil war museum* complete with a plaque explaining it’s history is an entirely different context.

“If she can’t wear that belt buckle, then why is it appropriate to make an assignment out of it?”

If only you’d made it 3 sentences further...

“The press conference is being drowned out by Chumbawumba” is just an amazing fucking sentence and I’m sure it will be my final thought before I die and I am hashtag-blessed for that. 

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

Med10crity

The Colts had #1 and #2 overall in 1991.  They picked Steve Emtmann and Quentin Coryatt.  Multiple championships ensued.

Without a known rapist, anyway.