Gingerbread men/women/people are pretty much all gender neutral unless you’re making some anatomically correct cookies that you probably shouldn’t be serving during the holidays to begin with.

I would like to personally welcome him the club of those who LeBron has not dunked on

and this:

Thats harsh. Try to see these things from her points of view, man.

Is this the same Kobe Bryant that raped that woman in Colorado?

We dread the destruction that will come when the bulldozers arrive, which could be as early as February. That loud, heavy machinery will cause irreparable damage to the habitat we’ve worked so hard to restore.

Also, in population of women who no longer have brown hair and graduated from Texas Tech with a degree in homemaking who are now married to personal injury lawyers named Dale.

A little bit colder than Houston, which is to be expected since Dallas is north of Houston both geographically and in the standings.

The ridiculous part about Epstein is that, whenever someone brings him and Trump up, some Trump-supporting chudfuck has to turn it around and remind people that Bill Clinton was also an acquaintance/friend.

delete this

I agree that the pick is key, but it won’t be top-5 and it’s looking like it will be outside the top-10.

Come on, I think it's a little far-fetched to think the prison guards will be high fiving him on the first day.

Anticipating anything approaching baseline journalistic standards here is like believing the “purge” was legitimately carried out to get rid of trolls, as opposed to salting the earth from which legitimate criticism of freshman-year-of-college writing practices was launched.

“I used to define integrity as doing the right thing...”

1. I meant “an NFL team’s marketing department.”
2. I wasn’t trying to get an autograph. My son wasn’t included in the “kid’s club” training day even though they said they would have space. He was devastated.
3. I don’t know why I’m responding to anyone here because I really don’t care.
3. I don’t have a son.

In North Carolina you don’t mess around with Bojangles.

lmao whatever tf has ‘slept around’ to do with it? plenty of smart people do that without issues.

+1 bump

Shout out to Colin Stetson’s score for Hereditary, particularly the tonal shift for the finale.

On a serious note, how broke is Brett Favre?