Honestly, a woman from work has both walked in on her mom banging the neighbor when she was in high school, as well as her husband banging his best friend’s wife a few years into their marriage. In fairness, she was also secretly banging the husband’s best friend as well. Catching her mom in the act messed her up way…

Free Chris Paul

Yeah, the top-5-8 players in the NBA aren’t the problem—though Russ was definitely in that top-8 when he signed that supermax and everyone already knew it would age poorly—it’s the #10-20 who might get All-NBA Third Team. Restricting the supermax to the All-Second team will help.

But what the NBA really needs to do is…

People have been joining the lynch mob for thousands of years without the slightest realization that promoting mob justice drastically increases the chances you’ll one day be in their crosshairs.

It’s not about punk rock explicitly, it’s about the impossible purity tests that the punk scenes were known for back in the 80's and 90's (hell, maybe even today, it’s been a while since I bothered.)

“If media is going to be responsible“

I think you’re on the right track, but I’d put it more simply: our parents and grandparents in the 1960's “solved” the problem of racism not by changing their hearts and minds, but by redefining “racism” to be something that, by definition, they weren’t doing.

Because LeBron is a COWARD who is too afraid to put down real money. Also, Jordan only lost a bet so that the mark will take his action for the real money.

You know what really ‘hurts the fanbase’?  Stealing a team and moving it to Oklahoma.

Also shouldn’t be allowed to think about 2026:  Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer.  

Most of the picks are thrown into the future. There’s just so many variables that will effect where a 2025 pick will land. Houston might be a lottery team! Miami could be in 2023! Or Pence will be president and basketball will be outlawed and Miami underwater.

The funny thing about all this is that while the raw numbers indicate he’d make more money with the Knicks (15 is more than 10), that might not be true.

Dear Penthouse,

Clippers-Nuggets-Jazz in top tier

2 whole tanks.  This is perfectly Trump-grotesquely authoritarian in conception and pathetically rinky-dink in execution.

If Meghan leaves does that jeopardize the content deal between Splinter and “The View” I assume exists because this site writes more about this third-tier talk show than almost anything else?

I love how the whole crux of it is that you can’t have homeless people cluttering up the cities making them look bad for when bigwigs go through. Not because it’s a humanitarian crisis, not because the homeless are the living embodiment of capitalism run amok. Nope. Because they offend the wealthy.

They call it "Fran Diego" or "Francisco's Delicious Town"

As someone who has run a marathon, I am obligated to mention in comments to this blog about a marathon that I have run a marathon.