The odds of Kyrie poisoning the locker room before Durant ever sets foot on the court is better than a planet flip. 

Man, I don’t see how they’re going to fill out the roster- oh my god is that Kobe’s music???

Or the Madlib theory when they [verb] a bunch of [plural noun] all [preposition] a [place.]

A guy I used to know from Atlanta explained that to me a few years ago.  I then explained to him the virtues of holding onto a lead.

Considering Dirk Nowitzki was broadly “a tall spot-up shooter who can’t really move” during his athletic prime, including when he was the best player on a championship squad, I’d say it’s a pretty excellent thing to be.

To me, there are two difficult questions that you have to answer 100% correctly. First, is Russell better, or did he just kinda hit more shots and he’s prone to regress? If you think he’s actually better, keep him and send Kyrie to hell. Secondly, do you think Kyrie’s consecutive locker room meltdowns were Just A…

It’s okay, we all get a little upset when we don’t think our dongs measure up. 

When Portland’s pick at 25 neared, I was thinking about how he’d be awesome value, but also how a seven footer with foot and leg problems would be a fucking horror show in Portland. So it was probably for the best the Blazers didn’t take him. He would have had a leg fall off or something before the end of his rookie…

I would feel bad for Laker fans if I were capable of such a feeling, but Griffin is just cackling over their corpse now

She was a Republican for many years and switched to being a Democrat. The OP is wrong (or just being willfully misleading) that she was a Republican Senator though, she hasn’t been in the Senate that long. She never served as a Republican.

It doesn’t really matter if he meant to take a shot at her, because by ignoring the fact she has the most detailed policy platform of any candidate BY MILES and chalking it up to her gender, he is participating in the sexist media narrative that follows around all accomplished women. They absolutely could co-exist. He…

At what point should a player be allowed to override medical concerns when the risks are weighed?  It’s like a pitcher wanting to keep throwing his no-no past his pitch clock. This is a more serious situation, but if you know your injury, know the risks, have heard opinions, and still decide to suit up, isn’t that…

“Their permit is still in the works,” Kuczmanski told BuzzFeed. “We’re asking for documentation.”

Yes this real life event is just like that made up script written by the WWE.

Raptors fans clowned themselves. The cheers were not “brief”— the whole arena erupted, and it went on for quite awhile. One particular clown was seen courtside waving “good-bye” to KD while KD sat clutching his Achilles.  The Raptors players were clearly embarrassed, and KD gave a well-deserved “fuck you” to the…

the only reason he thinks he can get away with it is literally every single experience he’s ever had.

So, I’m not Dante3000, but I’ve worked almost exclusively for startup companies for my entire professional career, and I have Thoughts(tm) on Venture Capitalism.

Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!

I appreciate your candor; Chik Fil-A fries are trash, they are legitimately the single worst fast food fry I’ve ever tried.  I don’t know if I have a favorite fry, but I do have a most-hated fry.