Counterpoint: That song sounds just like Creep

I’m not so certain of that. Lithuania played Spain tight at the Rio Olympics, and have fielded some of the better international squads at the FIBA World Cups.

They fuck.

Steve Alford uses printouts of these articles to line his Fleshlight.

James Harrison is also probably furiously masturbating to this right now, but not because of the half-naked football players like I am.

“We don’t play for participation trophies”
You don’t play at all, dip shit. 

+1 quiet sob

Damn, to the Mavs that must’ve felt like a punch to one of their four little stomachs.

I took two marijuanas in one night once and woke up three days later in a bathtub full of used needles and surrounded by kneeling football players.

I remember one time that I had a marijuana, and then got wasted on it. I was so wasted that I didn’t say no when he offered me another marijuana. I didn’t say no, because I was already dead

“We”? You’re a fan. Win or lose, your fat ass always belongs on the couch

You’ll love this.

No, that was Guy Fiero.

I also forgot that people can buy a 50" HD TV for like $10 now, and can flip between multiple games/redzone, so why the hell would they want to go to a stadium in the middle of nowhere to get pissed on by a jerkoff fan who’ll try to stab them after the game?

Meaning we speak the same language but don’t understand one another.

Not an Oddibe McDowell joke yet? You dumb motherfuckers.

FWIW, that wax ring looks pretty thick, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a newer toilet. If you’re stealing appliances, you’ve got at least 2 guys, so uninstalling a toilet could be done in 90 seconds. If it’s a nice toilet, you could resell for $200 maybe. So the cost benefit makes sense. I realize I’m defending…

mild take: 2 dribbles = no assist

this dude looks like a fake Onion article about 2017 rappers