“I’m just a helpless old guy out of touch with the ways of the modern world.”

how bout for everyone buying a gun they put them though the same process a woman seeking an abortion goes through.

No shit, how many homes in Oklahoma could one buy for $200 million? All of them or just most of them?

I gotta say, it beats the hell out of having to listen to that shitty voice.

He also got caught having a brief affair at an Italian eatery.

Fuckin Rob.

I was given a ticket when I didn’t exceed the speed limit, because I was coaching at one school, and the patrol officer graduated from the other, and he let me know he was bitter about this. That happens in life.

If you told someone who had any sort of impact on the founding of this country....that in the year 2017 the coach of the San Antonio Spurs (a sport team) was 100x smarter than the guy who would be leading the country (lol leading), they would have probably said ‘fuck it then maybe this doesn’t matter’ and gone to the…

NBA Media Day becoming Dunk on Trump’s Chest Day is a welcome development. Media Day was trite and bogus. Dunking on Trump brings us closer together as a society.

I love that it wasn’t enough for Alejandro Villanueva to have a moment of reflection in the locker room as the national anthem played. Instead he’s basically Flag Batman responding to the call. “Must...salute...flag.” If you start playing the star spangled banner, that man will show up, hand over heart. Try it right…

Yeah I really like how LeBron is off the court, but not on the court.

Goddamit. Joke/my head/WOOOOSH.

This seems like a non-story. The ceremony would probably have happened in the middle of the week when school is in session, and you just can’t expect UNC players to skip classes.

I predict it’s going to be more like the Kobe-Dwight-Nash “superteam.”

it’s an unpopular take because it is a very stupid take.

Kato just wants SOMEONE to use a glove properly.

Dave Navarro was having a tough night.

“Everybody knows this is meaningless because I didn’t watch it.”

A.C. Green, meanwhile, is fine with it.