Is she related to Colonel Sanders? Cause she knows how to cook up half baked shit in a bucket and serve it to the American people.

Sheriff Grady Judd, natch.

This year’s WYTS ends here, in my mind. Not only can tomorrow’s not top this, I have just NO interest in that fan base trying to self-deprecate.

A friend of mine lives in the Atlanta suburb of Wheeling, WV.

Taking it easy on Houston?
Fuck.
That.

JJ Watt will be in Congress within 12 years, possibly sooner. This is a surer bet than anything else about the Texans.

They’d be better off propping up a Savage Garden album cover.

You know what really sucks? That “5 seconds to deadspin” ad. This is before every article. C’mon. You pricks.

What white nonsense is this?

The salary cap isn’t going to increase drastically even though the league is more entertaining now than ever before. The salary cap is based exclusively on raw league revenues and right now, all of the league’s main revenue sources (attendance, TV contracts, advertising) are basically locked in for the next few years.…

I didn’t watch. I was busy watching Swans punish themselves and us for a solid two and a half hours of spellcasting noise. Their gigs are like having the inside of your skull scraped clean by wire brushes and white light, and it was just exactly what I needed.

Lol.

This is heavily wrong. First, Kyrie was the 3rd best 19 year old of all time, after LeBron and KG, according to VORP; second to T-Mac in BPM; third to the Brow and Dwight in WS/48 (for players who started > half the games). So, yes there is definitely some all time potential to invest in. Second off, Kyrie is two…

He hit the game winning shot in Game 7 of the NBA Finals. He “hit himself some nice shots in the playoffs” the same way that Lebron “showed a little hustle” when he came out of the rafters to block Igudola.

The world just got a lot bigger for Kyrie.

You were cleaning something, alright.

I was cleaning you pervert!

Someone is in real danger of having his grit revoked.

Yeah you were.

I think I was on my hands and knees at that time.