Second time in two weeks I’ve had an excuse to post this. I should go buy a lottery ticket!

Supermax expectations for a Betamax player.

I usually tip on take out and I don’t make much money and live in a city with one of the highest costs of living in the US. For me, and this is just for me, I just feel that if I can afford to go somewhere for food or drinks or whatever, I can afford to also tip. Again, that’s just me. Mostly because I’m just a…

Oh yeah, it would be extremely unusual for a good white basketball player to be revered in Boston. No way those fans would fawn over a white athlete in that market, especially one who excels in an area typically dominated by black athletes. I’m sure companies will be hesitant to have a good looking, squeaky clean,…

I mean, if Utah can’t even retain their doofus-looking white free agents....

Don’t you “ummmm” at me, you little turd. I was referring to the Knicks, the team that this article is written about.

I’d say sorry, but I google image searched it and saw like 40 snake buttholes. That’s like 21 too many for my first time.

Especially if you start with the assumptions that 1) They were losing Chris no matter what; and 2) They’re not going to compete with the Warriors no matter what.

There goes the Blazers’ chances of knocking off a higher seed in the first round.

Nope. Every time one of these pops up—whether it’s the family who gets half of their own deported while the other half voted Trump, or the various coal miners and tech workers and factory people he screwed over for their votes—I will stand by my completely guilt-free position that I absolutely 100-percent think every…

Or he could have bombed more empty runways after telling them what we are going to do because Trump is a military genius.

A sandwich. What you’re describing is a sandwich. What kind of weirdo calls it ‘food on a bun?’ Anyway, here’s some stuff that’s better on a bun or bread:

I started to watch this and then I remembered that I don’t hate myself that much yet.

I‘ve attempted to enjoy wrestling transcriptions on a personal level... on an ironic level, as a novelty, as camp, as kitsch... as a cautionary example. Nothing works.

Also, what the fuck is this? Who pays to attend this shit?

I’m now going to check in with the handful of students at my high school that everyone used to attract to. I will report back in a fe... oh they’re all losers now.

I’ve often wondered what would happen if we just started throwing a random picture of a white person instead of a POC in police shootings. Just how the public would respond.

Banking on his pile of maybes to convince the Pelicans to trade a 25-year old generational superstar with three years left on his contract is far worse and dumber than anything I initially said.

Skeevy Ray Vaughn

Disgusting that the Bears would treat a team owner like this.