Remember the days when even hack sports writers didn’t stoop so low as to quote “confidential sources?”

Pop would never be an assistant coach...believe me.

newspaper misses Vlade. Vlade still falls down.

The Bernie Step would have still been there.

This is the perfect encapsulation of everything wrong in the general population right now.

I bet the President is so scared, he’s grabbing himself all over his body.

“Can I try on your championship finger bracelet?” -Trump

Listen. There’s lots more stuff like this out there this morning

This championship just further tarnishes the legacies of Mark Jackson and Andrew Bogut. This is a good championship.

(sees Kyrie Irving, Kevin Love, and everyone else on the Cavs in a team photograph disappear like the rest of Marty McFly’s family in Back to the Future) Incidentally, Lebron was -7 for the series, bolstered by his being +32 in Game 4.

Doesn’t matter had sex.

The most enjoyable thing about for somebody who had no dog in this fight is the incredible salt from Cleveland fans.

You brought up rebounding and defense as examples of why Zaza is such garbage. If you’re upset with those arguments, blame yourself. He’s better at both than each guy you cited. If you want to complain about comparing stats across positions and eras, well, I cited holistic indicators of value, and you rejected those.

Is one of your “initiatives” to send her back to fucking school? She’s fourteen and at this rate she’ll be third billing on a reality TV pregnancy show before the first half of the Trump presidency is over and all because these godsdamned vultures are content to let some mouthy kid’s life go up in a garbage fire if…

Russell was a good rebounder but what goes up, must come down.

Yep. With Caron Butler and Charlie Ward. And DeSagana Diop on vocals for their best stuff.

Eh.

AC Green, who was limited but pretty good.

Wait till you are a couple of decades further down the line. No one told me middle age would involve constantly muttering, “Don’t be an asshole, no matter what you think they deserve.” It’s not easy, my friend. Not easy at all.

The Dream Team, because most of the problems with the Warriors are answered by having multiple top-50 all time talents on deck. Like “the Warriors can run your big man off the floor!” Sure, but not if that big man is 1992 David Robinson they can’t. “The Warriors have superior ball movement” - not vs. a team with Magic…