Seeing the new members of Congress basically shit all over the time honored institutions these old fuckers have grown accustomed to, it strikes me just how easy it would be to actually have gov’t that enacted change and represented the interests of the consituency, if we could only just remove every single goddamn…

Pretty sure that the NRA is all about defending yourself.

She’s 800 years old and was just re-elected for 6 more years. Mind you, during the election, she was only 799 years old, so you could see why my fellow dipshit Californians just couldn’t resist voting for her old ass just one more time. 

In an age where career Republican FBI guys like Robert Mueller and James Comey are considered a part of the “resistance”, I think it’s pretty important to keep reminding the public just who is and who isn’t a fucking cop. 

Will always star an SHS wall-eye reference.

I was thinking about reparations just last night (probably because I had just watched High Flying Bird). How would it work? How would we qualify who does and does not receive compensation? Blood tests? How much blood qualifies?
Is it a sliding scale based on percentages? What about mixed race people with one white…

There is just such a rich irony to a bunch of bootstrap motherfuckers in Alabama and Kentucky sucking up the federal resources that places like New York & California provide.

In theory, this kind of bullshit would be hammered into dust by an opposition party and an unbiased, critical thinking media. Too bad we have neither in this country.

When you read a story about a bunch of people getting murdered, a very normal takeaway reaction is to make sure the gun is ok.

Fuck this whole family including the dead dad

Ah, the Paul George Plan Part II. What could possibly go wrong?

I’m 42 and in the grays. You’re older than me. 

Except that he’s from North Carolina so that may not be the play he wants to go with. 

Yeah you’re the only one:

Players seem to have the power and the will to jump ship towards “a better situation” and put the organization at their mercy, basically at their whim.

but it’s not entirely borne of New York arrogance to observe that this may be a more attractive destination for a professional athlete than - say - Milwauke or Oklahoma City (no offense to residents of those fine towns).

Seems like something his agent should’ve predicted, right? 

Lotta good answers on this board but the correct answer is that obviously they all threw their razors into the trash two weeks ago.

Shout out to every one pointing out that there are other monthly costs associated with being alive.

Wear Stone down financially, make sure that he’s broke so that he has to plead guilty to these charges even though he didn’t commit them, and then try to flip me against the president.