I’m calling bullshit on a $500/month heating bill. That sounds high even in the winter, but especially high as an annual average monthly cost. As for the rest of your response: sure, I wasn’t implying that the $850 was all a potential owner would pay every month, just that the $850 would represent their monthly…

With no mortgage payment, 10K a year in taxes means the new owner can live there for about $850 a month. 

The beauty of this is that the Trump admin is less than a week removed from celebrating Mueller’s commitment to refuting leaks from his team.

“He had a lot of meat left on that bone before he caught that pass”
                                                       

I’ve always felt like Florida is where people who had been run out of every other part of the country ended up

Oh it wouldn’t be so bad if people in the streets actually flexed on him, too.

If I read this correctly you’re saying you know you’re a prick, but you keep on being a prick because other people are actively trying to make the world a better place? That’s certainly your perogative but at the end of the day you’re still just a prick who trolls the internet for kicks. Like, you’re not winning…

Yeah I’m not even talking about the larger company stances. I mean the actual workers all seem like they legit belong to a compound living, bunk bed sleeping, nike wearing cult that just so happens to serve delicious chicken sandwiches and a wide array of dipping sauces.
My Chik-fil-a hot take is that the fries are…

Well, yeah... but I was really talking about clubs that are comedy only. 

FWIW almost every comedy club is that hard up.

Chik-fil-a is staffed exclusively with cult members.

Too bad Mueller has the receipts. 

I lock my doors to keep out other Americans. 

I’m sure there’s truth to this, but the guy who was at this same event and did kill someone in broad daylight was charged with first degree murder and over 30 hate crimes. Of course, his victim was a white woman so...

I’ve heard this before and I’m sure there’s a substantial element of truth to it, but I think it’s also plausible that he’s trying to create a shit storm to deflect from the reality that the nanosecond Congress reconvenes, he’s toast. Dying on this hill means postponing the inevitable committee investigations. However…

What does being a Heat fan have to do with hating Kevin Durant? Like, is there some particular beef I never heard of?

Lacob is easily the most legit reason to root against them.

Let me rephrase that: if you’re a prosecutor with video evidence of a bunch of neo nazis beating on a dude at a neo nazi rally in front of multiple press witnesses and you need to make deals to secure a conviction, you’re either not very motivated or not very good at your job. Maybe there’s something in those witness…

Given that the prosecutors had the crime on video, securing a conviction and prison time should be a given. If neo-nazis at a neo-nazi rally beating on a black dude lying on the ground doesn’t warrant a hate crime charge, then I don’t know what does.

Counterpoint: the jersey on the left is an absolute shit show and the jersey on the right is cool as hell. Fuck man, there’s 3 different fonts on that left mock up, and that’s the conservative estimate, assuming name on back is in one of the three.