Everyone but Scottie.

Yeah, but could he beat off the 95-96 Bulls?

The woman recording says the Pats fan is still in the overturned box of filth

ESPN, the World Wide Leader in DERP.

ESPN’s NBA landing page during the game:

Potentially WCF. It’s still a long way. Things can still go sideways for both of teams before we even reach Conference Semis (hopefully not!).

It’s bad now though, right? I feel like it’s bad now

The last time I’ve seen Patriots with a line that weak was when that goddamn skinflint William F Buckley Jr shared a line of what was more or less baby powder with Hammerin’ Henry Kissinger in the men’s room at Studio 54.

Too bad you’re not a fan of basketball. You might be able to enjoy what the rest of us are seeing.

To be fair, Ricky Rubio does incredible things every night as well. I mean did you ever think it was possible to shatter a backboard from a bricked 20 foot jump shot?

Remember that other time the Timberwolves took a point guard not named “Stephen Curry”?

Remember that time the Timberwolves took a point guard not named “Stephen Curry”?

Sebastian Vollmer and Marcus Cannon went to bat for their coach today, but unfortunately were unable to prevent DeGuglielmo from being sacked.

“You fools! No one can navigate across the lake along I-90 or 520 without the Spice! Only a Thinking Machine could do so!”

Honestly, people love to talk.

Your roommate hates suspension components and I hate him

So, invitation to Hoonigan sent?

Equipment Manager: You want me to cut your jersey so you can breathe a little better in there?

The Fissure King

“Wait, you can be praised for this?” - Eddie Lacy