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Some of Greg’s other favorite things:

It doesn’t matter how wide your state is, it matters how many people populate it because more fans means more money and it also means less arbitrary blackouts. You can have 5-6 million people supporting one team or 2-3 million supporting two teams, which is better for the sport?

If you were to make one of those composite images of every old, white, entitled, male, American econo-parasite, it would come out looking something like this.

Honestly though, why does Missouri need two football teams? Missouri has the Chiefs, that should be enough for their state. There are literally 3x as many people in greater LA area than in the entire state of Missouri. They don’t need two teams.

I get the anger, but it’s just a game. Wishing a mass shooting on anyone is fucked up beyond belief. You should be ashamed of yourself.

“Doth I read an article making mild jest of a known and rather amusing quirk of a head coach? Well then I must retort with a deflection toward a completely unrelated subject regarding a completely unrelated team. O, how pithy mine wit be!”

Thanks to showing the Sixers what a block looks like, they may forego tweeting him and try to sign him instead.

I cannot wait for him to be in a Dodger uniform in three years after Boston blows up again

Gretzky won 8 MVP awards (with 7 in a row) in 10 years. And 8 scoring titles (again 7 in a row) during the same period.

I think Ali from ‘64-’75 (sorry, had to throw in an extra year)has a pretty good argument, especially when you throw in his lost years for not fighting in Vietnam.

Losing Kobe, Peyton and Tiger potentially inside of a calendar year is depressing.

God, just imagine how low the cognitive baseline must be for Ben Roethlisberger. I imagine the test involves one of these:

“Can I be honest about something? I expected just a little more respect thrown the Jazz’s way”

Doctor: “ok how do you spell your name?”

Ben needs to be careful and make sure he protects his gray matter. He also should take care of his brain.

We often have PPL in locker room with credentials who interview NOBODY!

You win the internet for this month, and it’s only the first day!

Depending on your credit score, BMW will let leasers choose between a 114 hp model (316d)

Challenger/Charger is pretty big.